If mittens are spoons then gloves are forks IPSO FACTO there should be a middle ground. Today I release upon the world the SPORKMITTEN (See picture). I know what you are thinking, there are fingerless gloves and those crazy convertible shits, but sporkmittens are a completely different animal. Sporkmittens will take all the advantages of gloves and mittens and fuse them in to something glorious. They will be warmer than gloves and more controllable than mittens and more stylish then a french pompadour. WORLD get ready for... THE SPORKMITTEN!
